Welcome to
website!
These are the manky cats...
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This is incitatus C Black (aka me-the artist...). incitatus likes weapons, music and food. He's sort of the reason for the Manky Cats, for no particular reason. He is known for his trademark yellow fur, red mohawk and black greatcoat (trenchcoat type thing for those who don't know what a greatcoat is). incitatus plays piano. |
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This is Frith (just Frith). Frith is invulnerable, at least so far. To date he has been shot in the head three times, lost an ear to a flying windscreen, had both legs broken be a falling bathtub, cut his own tail off to stop an infection and had at least three attempts on his life. Frith plays bass guitar (badly). |
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This is J (short for Jeeves, but no one else knows that). J is almost perpetually stoned. He's also mute. And wears round sunglasses and a military beret all the time. J is a drummer and one of the best there is. |
Now that you know the Manky Cats, find out what they do-The Manky Cat comic, episode 1
Also-hear the Manky Cat theme song as performed by the Manky Cats! (in MIDI...)
If this isn't enough you can also see art by me/incitatus here!
Links - The Random Comics website (this is the guys who'll hopefully keep publishing my stuff.)
incitatus' life tips
These are random bits of info I pick up and think will help the people
of the world. Right now they take up more space than the comic itself. I think
they should do as well as some of these are well worth the space.
1-How to cook whale meat (which'll
prolly get me in a heap of trouble from a lot of furs...)
2-How to buy an iron
3-How to write a simple techno song
4-This would have been 'How to make explosives from household things' but I
thought this would get me in waaaay to much trouble...it was a good recipe too.
Don't ask me for it, I don't need the trouble.
5-How to smoke if you don't have rolling papers or a pipe
6-How to play Boogie Woogie
7-How to Beat box
8-How to make a (good) cup of tea
9-How to brew your own alcohol from corn
10-How to find your way if you're lost in the
wildnerness
11-How to cook a simple stir-fry
12-How to sound like you speak Russian
13-How to read the runes
14-How to dance the charlseton
15-How to become
a hacker (I've just provided a link to this-it's pretty in depth)
16-How to handle anthrax threats
17-How to do CPR
18-How
to talk to your children about the September 11th attack (this is a link to
another site)
19-How to learn about scientology (A
link to another site. Oh, and I'm not a scientologist)
20-How to know God (This is a link to
www.howtoknowgod.com. Seriously)
30-How to evaluate, research, measure and
do statistical stuff. (This is a link to another site)
31-How to use a mouse if you've never used one before
32-How to translate your name
into Mayan Glyphs (Another link to another site...)
33-How to know if you're head may suddenly explode
34-How to tie a tie
35-How to be as rich as Bill Gates
(Off site link)
36-How to use a map (including a description of what a
map actually _is_)
37-How to fold a flag (An Australian one)
If you wasted the time looking down here, you must have enough spare to check out my other comic. Here's a 'Foon! The comic...' a webcomic I was goin to make...I've sorta given up on it now. Go here