~ C O N T E N T S ~
| P r e f a c e | |
| A Quick word from your Humble Host | |
| B I T C H B O Y | |
| A Furry Coming-of-Age Morality. | |
| L o p A n d M e | |
| The Wlko, their Lives and Loves. | |
| E v e r y b o d y L o v e s L u t h e r | |
| An Adorable Dalmation meets Dr Drew. | |
| F i g u r e s & T a b l e s | |
| Selected Exhibits from the Badger Gallery | |
| R e c o m m e n d e d R e a d i n g | |
| Other Volumes, both Virtuous and Vexing. | |
| A b o u t T h e A u t h o r | |
| The Life and Times of one very Particular Badger. | |