-The Cameraman- Brendan Moore  
(to the tune of The Pianoman - Billy Joel)

It's 6am On A Saturday,
A Regular Time To Be,
There's A Young Man Standing Next To Me
Showing Off With His Directors Degree.

He Said, "Mate, Can You Shoot Me A Perfect Scene,
I'm Not Really Sure If It Works,
It's An Action Scene With A Drama Queen
But I Just Wanna Get Out The Quirks."

la lala didida, la la dididAAAaa da dum.

Shoot Us This Scene You're The Cameraman,
shoot Us This Scene Tonight,
Well We're All In The Mood To Be Finished Here,
And You've Got To Get It Just Right.

Now John In Supplies Is A Friend Of Mine,
He Gets Me My Film For Free,
And He's Quick With A Joke, Or A Light Of Your Smoke,
But There's Someplace That He'd Rather Be.

He Says 'Bill, I Believe This Is Shitting Me'
As The Smile Slid Right Off His Face,
'Now I'm Sure That I Could Be A Movie Star
If I Could Get Up On That Stage.'

oh la lala didida, la la dididAAAaa da dum.

Now Paul Is A Star's Understudy,
who Never Had Time For A Life,
And He's Talking With Stanley, Who's Still Just A Stand-In,
And Probably Will Be For Life.

And the Stunt-Double's Practicing Fire Tricks,
As The Investors Slowly Get Stoned,
Yes They're Changing A List They Call 'Budget Cuts'
But It's Better Then Filming A Clone.

Shoot Us This Scene You're The Cameraman,
shoot Us This Scene Tonight,
Well We're All In The Mood To Be Finished Here,
And You've Got To Get It Just Right.

It's A Pretty Good Budget, For A Sequel,
And The Director Gives Me A Smile,
'Coz He Knows That I'm The D.O.P. He's Been Comin' To See
To Talk About Lights For A While.

And The Camera Works Like A Miracle,
And The Actor's Have All Had Too Much Beer,
And They Read The Review And Let Out A 'Phew'
And Say, 'Man, Are We Glad That You're Here.'

oh la lala didida, la la dididAAAaa da dum.

Shoot Us This Scene You're The Cameraman,
shoot Us This Scene Tonight,
Well We're All In The Mood To Be Finished Here,
And You've Got To Get It Just Right.